When I was younger, and much more fiery, I found out that my boyfriend at the time had been cheating on me. I saw a text message come to his phone while I was making a cuppa. (Fess, I promise I wasn’t snooping!)
I was heartbroken.
And then I was furious. How could he do this to me? I held back my instinct to scream and shout and instead added some choice selections from the cat litter tray to his mug of tea.
I waited until he got to the last mouthful before telling him what I did. At which point the screaming kicked in anyway.
I hope that you will forgive me.